Fifi, Astraea and Our Mozzer have all paid a visit to The Arms in the past 24 hours, and Our Mozzer has also posted Part IV of his parody piece Lounging Around in the comments section of Day 929 of FTM. I have no idea if there is any relevance to the final part of the parody piece being placed on my blog entry about Banjaxer, but I am guessing not.
Here is PART IV of LOUNGING AROUND written by Our Mozzer aka Morrissey (but don't ever ask him if he is Our Mozzer, or he'll kick yer teeth in.)
"Sir, they've posted another comment on your blog!"
"How many in total, Boz?"
"Seventeen, Moz."
"..And how many by that bored rodent bod?"
"... erm... uhm...most of them, sire."
The seminal artiste closes his eyes, as if tired of this world, and too tired to breathe any longer.
"It's puzzling, Morr-ee-say," says Mikey Bracewell with a look of concern in his eyes. "Your blog is the online equivalent of Ricky Gervais' Extras: it's very arch, ironic, postmodern..."
"-It's also edited by an incompetent c***," says Broken, gazing at Mikey with glassy eyes.
"Good point Broken," says Morr-ee-say, opening his electric blue eyes. "Perhaps the editing is to blame for my blog's lack of success, just as it was to blame for my book's critical mauling?"
Mikey Bracewell gulps.
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"I thought Mikey did a splendid job, Mowwissey!" says Wossy with a glib smile. "Maybe the reason your blog isn't widely known about is because you keep deleting it?!"
"Oh come now, Jonathan. A truly great piece of art will draw people in, regardless of whether it's immediately available."
"A bit like my c*ck!" swoons Russell.
Morrissey glowers at Russell Brand.
"...Well sometimes it's not immeditely available.... depends on the old swab test!"
Morrissey rolls his eyes and looks out of the window.
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"The weather's awful," says Mikey.
"Absolutely, Mr Bracewell," says Boz. "It's p*ssing it down out there."
"Boz Boorer, would you kindly watch your language?" asks Morrissey primly. "Stop acting like a c***."
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Nobody speaks for thirteen minutes and four seconds.
"Another comment, sir!"
"That's it... delete the b*****d thing." Morrissey utters solemnly. "It's over. Until Blue Rose is finally fulfilled..."
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The only question is, what exactly does "fulfilled" actually mean? Does it mean somebody getting a BLUE ROSE to Moz on stage; just as Kyle did in 2012, and Devan and Vulgar Angie did in 2013, or is there MORE to it than that? Our Mozzer often hinted that there was more to BLUE ROSE, but what?
For now, let's just presume that Our Mozzer means that we have to get a BLUE ROSE to him on this new tour, so who's going to attempt it first? I presumed that Vulgar Angie had a ticket to the concert at Santa Ana Observatory on the 8th, but she hasn't, so unless the name Angela Reyes just happens to be on the guest list (it may be worth asking, Angie, because you never know!), then it will be up to Clover Dean to try and get a BLUE ROSE to Moz. The good news is that Angie will be at a couple of other concerts, including one in Utah, and she has also agreed to get the Cocteau t-shirt made, and give it to Morrissey.
And on the subject of t-shirts, Jjazzy is going to get one made of Morrissey doing the 'owl eyes' sign:
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Fifi's visit to The Arms was a silent visit, but she was definitely present, just lingering near the jukebox. Astraea's visit amounted to watching a compilation video of Elvis swinging his hips, and later meowing, yes, you read that right, meowing. I once met the woman who sang the Meow Mix Cat Food song, but that's another story. (Her name is Toni Wine, and she was also in the pop group The Archies. I met her at a Tony Orlando backstage party in Vegas, along with Tony Orlando who gave me his cell phone number, but that's another story too!)
Our Mozzer's visit to The Arms was also brief, mainly because the pub was virtually empty. His account was quickly closed down again, but I managed to pick up these highlights:
"Are you around, my little online worms?"
"Americanized spellings. Rose symbolism. Owl eyes ("ridiculous signs, Morrissey wouldn't do that.")
And finally for today, a poster campaign has started in NYC and LA for WPINOYB:
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And this from Sam Esty-Rayner on twitter:
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TALK TO THE HAND, BECAUSE THE FACE ISN'T LISTENING
It is interesting that CAPITAL LETTERS are being used for WORLD PEACE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Remember it was @MorrisseyWorld who tweeted it in capitals first. Whatever happened to that MorrisseysWorld.Com site? Perhaps it will never come to anything, but if we want the original MorrisseysWorld back, then BLUE ROSE has to be fulfilled, so it is now up to the BLUE ROSE SOCIETY to make it happen. EVERYBODY has to take a BLUE ROSE for Morrissey. Two days to go.
Here is PART IV of LOUNGING AROUND written by Our Mozzer aka Morrissey (but don't ever ask him if he is Our Mozzer, or he'll kick yer teeth in.)
"Sir, they've posted another comment on your blog!"
"How many in total, Boz?"
"Seventeen, Moz."
"..And how many by that bored rodent bod?"
"... erm... uhm...most of them, sire."
The seminal artiste closes his eyes, as if tired of this world, and too tired to breathe any longer.
"It's puzzling, Morr-ee-say," says Mikey Bracewell with a look of concern in his eyes. "Your blog is the online equivalent of Ricky Gervais' Extras: it's very arch, ironic, postmodern..."
"-It's also edited by an incompetent c***," says Broken, gazing at Mikey with glassy eyes.
"Good point Broken," says Morr-ee-say, opening his electric blue eyes. "Perhaps the editing is to blame for my blog's lack of success, just as it was to blame for my book's critical mauling?"
Mikey Bracewell gulps.
"I thought Mikey did a splendid job, Mowwissey!" says Wossy with a glib smile. "Maybe the reason your blog isn't widely known about is because you keep deleting it?!"
"Oh come now, Jonathan. A truly great piece of art will draw people in, regardless of whether it's immediately available."
"A bit like my c*ck!" swoons Russell.
Morrissey glowers at Russell Brand.
"...Well sometimes it's not immeditely available.... depends on the old swab test!"
Morrissey rolls his eyes and looks out of the window.
"The weather's awful," says Mikey.
"Absolutely, Mr Bracewell," says Boz. "It's p*ssing it down out there."
"Boz Boorer, would you kindly watch your language?" asks Morrissey primly. "Stop acting like a c***."
Nobody speaks for thirteen minutes and four seconds.
"Another comment, sir!"
"That's it... delete the b*****d thing." Morrissey utters solemnly. "It's over. Until Blue Rose is finally fulfilled..."
The only question is, what exactly does "fulfilled" actually mean? Does it mean somebody getting a BLUE ROSE to Moz on stage; just as Kyle did in 2012, and Devan and Vulgar Angie did in 2013, or is there MORE to it than that? Our Mozzer often hinted that there was more to BLUE ROSE, but what?
For now, let's just presume that Our Mozzer means that we have to get a BLUE ROSE to him on this new tour, so who's going to attempt it first? I presumed that Vulgar Angie had a ticket to the concert at Santa Ana Observatory on the 8th, but she hasn't, so unless the name Angela Reyes just happens to be on the guest list (it may be worth asking, Angie, because you never know!), then it will be up to Clover Dean to try and get a BLUE ROSE to Moz. The good news is that Angie will be at a couple of other concerts, including one in Utah, and she has also agreed to get the Cocteau t-shirt made, and give it to Morrissey.
And on the subject of t-shirts, Jjazzy is going to get one made of Morrissey doing the 'owl eyes' sign:
tshirt
Fifi's visit to The Arms was a silent visit, but she was definitely present, just lingering near the jukebox. Astraea's visit amounted to watching a compilation video of Elvis swinging his hips, and later meowing, yes, you read that right, meowing. I once met the woman who sang the Meow Mix Cat Food song, but that's another story. (Her name is Toni Wine, and she was also in the pop group The Archies. I met her at a Tony Orlando backstage party in Vegas, along with Tony Orlando who gave me his cell phone number, but that's another story too!)
Our Mozzer's visit to The Arms was also brief, mainly because the pub was virtually empty. His account was quickly closed down again, but I managed to pick up these highlights:
"Are you around, my little online worms?"
"Americanized spellings. Rose symbolism. Owl eyes ("ridiculous signs, Morrissey wouldn't do that.")
And finally for today, a poster campaign has started in NYC and LA for WPINOYB:
And this from Sam Esty-Rayner on twitter:
TALK TO THE HAND, BECAUSE THE FACE ISN'T LISTENING
It is interesting that CAPITAL LETTERS are being used for WORLD PEACE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Remember it was @MorrisseyWorld who tweeted it in capitals first. Whatever happened to that MorrisseysWorld.Com site? Perhaps it will never come to anything, but if we want the original MorrisseysWorld back, then BLUE ROSE has to be fulfilled, so it is now up to the BLUE ROSE SOCIETY to make it happen. EVERYBODY has to take a BLUE ROSE for Morrissey. Two days to go.